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You Know You're Getting Older When...
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extreme granny

  • You and your teeth don't sleep together.
  • Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
  • At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
  • Your back goes out, but you stay home.
  • You wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
  • It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
  • Happy hour is a nap.
  • You're on vacation, and your energy runs out before your money does.
  • You say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always hated it.
  • You look for your glasses for half an hour, and they were on your head the whole time.
  • You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
  • All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
  • Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
  • It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
  • Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
  • Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
  • The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
  • Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
  • It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
  • Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
  • You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
  • You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.


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