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Actual Answers Given By Contestants On The Game Show Family Feud:

  • Name something a blind person might use - A sword
  • Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
  • Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell
  • Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
  • Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
  • Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
  • Name something that floats in the bath - Water
  • Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
  • Name something Red - My cardigan
  • Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
  • A number you have to memorize - 7
  • Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
  • Something you put on walls - Roofs
  • Something in the garden that's green - Shed
  • Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
  • Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
  • Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
  • Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
  • Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
  • Something associated with the police - Pigs
  • A sign of the zodiac - April
  • Something slippery - A con-man
  • A food that can be brown or white - Potato
  • A jacket potato topping - Jam
  • A famous Scotsman - Jock
  • Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
  • Something with a hole in it - Window
  • A non living object with legs - Plant
  • A domestic animal - Leopard
  • A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
  • A way of cooking fish - Cod
  • Something you open other than a door - Your bowels

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