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Jokes! Why Cats Are Better Than Men
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  • A CAT always hits the litter box.
  • Better chance of training a CAT.
  • No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it.
  • You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother.
  • If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you.
  • A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner.
  • You can de-claw a CAT...try to get a guy to clip his toe nails.
  • It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend.
  • You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a party.
  • A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness...a man thinks he is.
  • If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.

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