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Some new billboards are getting a lot of attention in Dallas. They are "God Speaks" billboards. The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine print or sponsoring organization is included.

"Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game." -God

"C'mon over and bring the kids." -God

"What part of 'Thou Shalt Not...' didn't you understand?" -God

"We need to talk." -God

"Keep using my name in vain, and I'll make rush hour longer" -God

"Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage." -God

"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing.....I meant it." -God

"I love you and you and you and you and..." -God

"Will the road you're on get you to my place?" -God

"Follow me." -God

"Big bang theory? You've got to be kidding." -God

"My way is the highway." -God

"Need directions?" -God

"You think it's hot here?" -God

"Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test." -God

"Do you have any idea where you're going?" -God

(And maybe the best-for-last)

"Don't make me come down there." -God


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