A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind him...faster...faster...
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes
in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the
coffin clapping...
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...
on the heals of the terrified man.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart
is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door. Bumping & clapping
towards him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...but all he can
find is a box of cough drops!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin...
and
of course...
...the coffin stops!
